Marriage: The Podcast

Marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy!

Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness! Write in with questions & tune in to Totally Married every Monday! Leave a 5-star review on iTunes! Thank you!

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Happy Birthday Andy!

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Episode 145

It’s Andy’s 35th Birthday, (Happy Birthday Andy!) so naturally we discuss lying and when it’s totally cool! Also we dive into listener questions about having children abroad, being pregnant at the same time as your sibling, how to proceed after professing your love to someone who is already spoken for, and how to deal with the bitter pill of rejection that comes with creative pursuits. Enjoy!

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Tattoosin & Boozin!

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Episode 144

Elizabeth and Andy start today’s episode with a few questions regarding tattoos, drinkin’ and other behavior they might feel differently about now that they are parents before diving into listener questions about how to try to connect with a surly and absent sister in law and aunt, how to handle a “dog situation” with the neighbors, what to do about your own insecurities about pornography and masturbation that affect your partner, and whether or not to break up with a boyfriend whom you like in spite of the fact that he doesn’t make you feel all that great about yourself. Enjoy!

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Back & At ‘Em!

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Episode 143

It’s week two into parenthood and we’re back and at ‘em with the listener questions about feeling sexually dis-satisfied in a year long relationship, what to do on a road trip to St. Louis, how to help a friend you think is being destructive sexually, whether it’s possible to raise healthy kids as vegetarians, how to gracefully accept help from friends when you are down for the count, what steps to take to successfully start a freelance business, how to tell if a relationship is platonic or something more, how to handle a noisy dog when it’s time to get intimate, and how to cope when your  girlfriend is going through a personal crisis? Enjoy!

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A Tale Of Two Cheeks!

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Episode 142

Introducing Theodora “Teddy” Mae Rosen! Laimeweds, we are in the throes of new parenthood – the elation, the exhaustion, the philosophical and the poop. We wanted to share our journey getting here with you all – the birth story, the feelings, how the animals are doing and what life has been like on this other side. Apologies if we’re a little “slow” or “spacey” or “crying a lot” (elizabeth) ~ all of our energy has gone towards loving, obsessing over and staring at our perfect little bundle! We’ll be back in our usual action someday… in the meantime, TEDDY! Enjoy!

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Pervy Poodle!

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Episode 141

In this pre-recorded episode, Elizabeth and Andy dive into giving their unqualified advice to a BUNCH of listener questions – for starters there’s one about a poodle that’s a leetle too excited by all the, ahem, excitement, then how to handle feelings about your partner being bisexual, how to handle depression and anxiety within a relationship, what to do about your own jealousy in a relationship when you know it’s most likely only an issue thanks to a jerk ex, what to do when you are living under the same roof with your emotionally abusive mother, how to handle the giving gifts when your partner is trying to keep up with the Joneses, whether or not to try to give an olive branch to a future step-mother-in-law who is not receptive, how to gracefully bow out of a bridal shower that the bridesmaids are expected to pay for on top of the bachelorette party, what to do when your neighbors are neglecting their poor pups who are chained outside, and lastly, how to handle asking friends to be in your wedding party when they seem less than enthused. Whew! That’s a lot of unqualified advice. Enjoy!