Marriage: The Podcast

Marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy!

Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness! Write in with questions & tune in to Totally Married every Monday! Leave a 5-star review on iTunes! Thank you!

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A Pain In The Back!

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Episode 203

Tales of the chiropractor, updates on ben wa balls, and details on the “kill” Ramona, the murderous cat acquired today start this episode. Then Elizabeth and Andy give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not men and women can just be friends, how to approach a spouse about his sleeping habit affecting family time, what’s the deal with a mother who mouths all the words as you say them, whether to stay in a relationship with someone who is unable to maintain an erection, and lastly, what do Elizabeth and Andy do to “get in the zone” creatively? Enjoy!

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Feminine Troubles!

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Episode 202

Squeamish warning: Elizabeth and Andy discuss tampons and butt stuff (what else?) on today’s episode before doling out their unqualified advice on some great listener questions about bachelor party expectations, how to start writing sketches, whether to stick in it with a guy who seems distant early on, how to get your houseguests to take reasonable showers, and lastly, to move or not to move for your beau? Enjoy!

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Same Old Stories Better With Time!

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Episode 201

Elizabeth and Andy revisit some old favorite stories (her foray into internet gotcha’s, and his foray into outdoor shitters) before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to navigate letting your partner know that you are eager to get married and settle down sooner than he is, what to do when your friend is the OTHER woman, if/how to intervene when your sister is in a toxic relationship, and how to cope with two co-dependent parents, one of whom is a narcissistic a-hole? Enjoy!

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200 Episodes & Counting!

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Episode 200

Yay 200!! We celebrate by discussing how Andy might be very inadequate and Elizabeth is a huge b-word. From there comes tales of bathroom horror, and feedback feelings before we tackle two glorious listener questions about betrayal within a relationship when your partner is the shoulder for someone else to lean on, and how to decide if life with a creative partner who is pursuing their dreams but not offering much stability is for you. Enjoy!

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Haunted House For Rent!

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Episode 199

Elizabeth and Andy segue from dreams to haunted mansions (shout out to Elizabeth’s mom and the Demenil Mansion in St. Louis!) to why Ruby is wearing lentil soup before they dive into a bunch of awesome questions. They give their unqualified advice on whether to go for your goals even if it means suffering financially for a while, how to handle a mom friend who oscillates from needy to flakey, whether or not to spay/neuter your pup (YES TO THAT!) how to handle the fallout after a miscarriage and lack of communication in a marriage, whether wedding etiquette requires a dinner out after the wedding, how to handle a rocky relationship with a bipolar, alcoholic mother, what to do about hurtful comments from the in-laws, and lastly how to handle a familial childcare situation when it may strain a sibling relationshp? Enjoy!