Marriage: The Podcast

Marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy!

Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness! Write in with questions & tune in to Totally Married every Monday! Leave a 5-star review on iTunes! Thank you!

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Were Elizabeth To Perish!

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Episode 191

We be ‘illin, and not in the good way – we’ve got another fun, sneeze-filled sick ‘cast for you wherein we discuss Andy’s frustrating week, how Elizabeth wants to be buried and lots of other death-related discussion before giving our unqualified advice to listener questions about living in the same complex as an ex, how to handle a Mother who is far too involved, whether or not we ever really get over our first loves, and how to gracefully handle some wedding RSVP snafus. Enjoy!

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We Middle Aged!

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Episode 190

Elizabeth and Andy discuss whether or not they are “middle-aged”, Elizabeth’s fear involving the elderly and how Elizabeth’s fitness secret is directly linked to Girl Scout cookies. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to handle a boyfriend who has a co-dependent relationship with his mother, what to do about in laws who are loving and wonderful but are not taking care of themselves health-wise or financially, and lastly what to do about an awful situation involving someone keying the crap out of the writer inners car for no reason! Enjoy!

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Edging is Edgy!

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Episode 189

Happy Valentine’s Day Laimeweds! Today Elizabeth and Andy discuss their work style – 110% versus 85% versus a record low 35% Elizabeth witnessed during her day out. After a quick recap from last week’s comments, a quick discussion of a fun voicemail regarding “edging” and a new segment wherein they (sloppily, this time!) Shout out listener’s amazon purchases, they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to contest stuff with a bad landlord, how to choose what career to pursue out of highschool, what to do about a past friendship that has become super toxic, and how to politely decline a wedding of a friend you are trying to hold at arms length (and then some.) Enjoy!

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The Seven Year Itch!

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Episode 188

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the past seven years of marriage as well as multiple stories that involve deceipt and Andy’s cookies before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about an upcoming West Coast trip, how to get involved in television and film production, what the etiquette is in re-naming rescue dogs, how to handle finances in a marriage where one person makes significantly more (and whether that entitles them to have more say), how to navigate dating two roommates at once (or not) and lastly a question about how to move forward with a wife who suspects you of cheating when you have been totally faithful. Enjoy!

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A Murder In The Night!

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Episode 187

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the disturbing events that took place in their house the previous night before answering listener questions about dealing with a very unpleasant and entitled sister in law, how to handle family events and being around an Aunt you’ve cut out of your life, whether or not to participate in wedding events leading up to the wedding of your nightmare future sister in law, how to tell your girlfriend that her farting is extremely off-putting, and lastly, what to do about leaving a relationship that has red flags of becoming abusive. Enjoy!