Marriage: The Podcast

Marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy!

Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness! Write in with questions & tune in to Totally Married every Monday! Leave a 5-star review on iTunes! Thank you!

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Joining The Cool Kids Club!

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Episode 250

Elizabeth and Andy discuss their recent night out at the coolest place they’ve ever been and why getting d-runk isn’t quite the same as it once was. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to know if dating someone is heading in a romantic direction or not, how to broach the touchy subject of frustratingly unbalanced division of labor in the household, how to share the news of a future marriage with an unstable father to your child, whether dudes pee through the pee hole of underwear or let it all out or any stop in between, and lastly, how to approach people to date when you are in an open marriage? Enjoy!

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Spectacled Spectacle!

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Episode 249

Wup wup! Andy’s looking cool in his new specs! He and Elizabeth discuss the change in respect he’s getting now that he’s wearing glasses as well as the creativity lessons learned through Elizabeth’s dance class. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to navigate opposite schedules in a relationship, how to have a conversation with your catholic father about his struggles with his son being gay, what to do about a best friend who constantly mispronounces words, how to let an ex know you no longer want him to text you, what to do about an office secret admirer who’s turning creepy, and whether or not you can tell you best friend she’s about to marry a trashbag? Enjoy!

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Doctor, Doctor!

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Episode 248

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ol’ snipparoo, our doctor’s new payment policy and what book Elizabeth would read at Andy’s funeral. Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about whether or not to send delayed wedding gift thank you notes, if it’s okay for a mother to tell her teenage daughter to lose weight, how to approach a coworker you have romantic feelings towards but can’t get a read on, how to proceed in a friendship who believes your lifestyle is a sin, and what to say to a husband who is becoming annoyingly grope-y when boozing while you are pregnant? Enjoy!

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The Story Of The Weeping Camel!

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Episode 247

Elizabeth and Andy discuss some berry bar shenanigans as well as a few uplifting stories from this week before giving their unqualified advice to listener questions about what to do about a best friend who has been making annoying comments about one’s spending habits, whether or not to address the issue of sleeping in separate rooms with your boyfriend when staying at your parents’ house, and lastly, a question about how to deal with negative feelings towards a sister in law who is very self centered? Enjoy!

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RIP Purple One

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Episode 246

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the passing of Prince, annnnd go onto quite a journey about death (yikes!) Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to deal with an inhospitable (aka effin cray!) boyfriend’s mother, how to navigate faking enthusiasm for a new niece/nephew when you’re less than thrilled about the situation, what to do about a boyfriend who has a female friendship that makes you uncomfortable, and whether or not to can the comedy with two wet blankets or power on? Enjoy!