Marriage: The Podcast

Marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy!

Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness! Write in with questions & tune in to Totally Married every Monday! Leave a 5-star review on iTunes! Thank you!

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Pathological Liars!

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Episode 159

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the fun and light topic of pathological liars and what happens when you find something out about someone that changes your entire perspective on them. Then they answer listener questions about how to deal with a negative nelly sister, what to do when someone puts DICK PILLS in your tea (first ever punked post?), how to move on from a major infidelity by your husband of fourteen years, and what to do when your partner and you want to live in different cities. Enjoy!

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The Dumbest Thing Ever Said!

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Episode 158

Freshly back from their Oregon vacay, Elizabeth and Andy discuss the good times before Elizabeth says literally the dumbest thing she or anyone has ever said. Then they discuss follow ups before giving their un-qualified advice to listener questions regarding a cheating/toxic friend (trash bag) and whether or not to intervene, or give advice to a friend who is in a new marriage that appears to have the qualities of an abusive relationship. Enjoy!

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Invention-ness!

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Episode 157

In this pre-recorded episode, Elizabeth and Andy discuss her newly realized “passion” for inventing before diving into listener questions about what to do when you see an overheated dog in a car, whether or not it’s a good idea to hook up with your weed dealer, how to get your husband to compliment your postpartum bod without fishing for compliments, what to do if you are the only giver in a relationship, whether it’s a good idea to continue a relationship with the family members of an ex, and lastly, how to cope when your spouse suffers from erectile dysfunction? Enjoy!

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What’s Up Portland!

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Episode 156

Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major repercussions to her over enthusiastic responses to people before diving into listener questions about whether or not there’s a “girl code” in a friends with benefits relationship, what Andy’s suggestions are for visiting Missoula, MT, if it’s appropriate to take over an elderly dog’s care (or euthanasia) for a grandmother suffering from Alzheimer’s, what E and A’s feelings are in about living with constant dread about the other shoe dropping in life, if one should pay close attention to social cues during a threesome, and lastly how do you know if a relationship is worth fighting for? Enjoy!

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Don’t Be A Trash Bag!

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Episode 155

In this 3 parter episode – broken up in chunks due to a power outage and a crying baby – Elizabeth and Andy discuss their latest foray into “the good life” (A chef! Pilates! Central Air! Oh wait, nevermind) before diving into listener questions about division of labor amongst couples (how do I get him to do anything?!) whether or not it’s appropriate to share this filthy podcast with a respectable female friend, whether or not Andy and Elizabeth still share their one gratitude a day with each other, if a relationship is moving too fast when it’s happening before the previous divorce is final, how to reconnect with a dad who has a new ball and chain, and then a doozy of a question about a husband who might not be willing to stay in the relationship if the wife is unable to conceive. Enjoy!