Marriage: The Podcast

Marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy!

Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey, as well as offer un-qualified advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness! Write in with questions & tune in to Totally Married every Monday! Leave a 5-star review on iTunes! Thank you!

Blog Top 10 Episodes

Category Archives: Totally Married

Go to Episode Page

Planta Gratis!

Click to Enlarge Podcast Image

Totally Married Podcast

Episode 177

Want some free plants or some planta gratis? Elizabeth and Andy discuss one of the many reasons why they adore their landlord before giving plenty of super unqualified advice to listener questions about finding ways to cope with anger issues, how to handle a toxic long term friendship, how to meet other lesbians in a small southern town, whether or not to switch majors in college to something you’re passionate about (film, in this case) or stay the course to please your family, finding a way to let your coworkers know you are reading their mouths because of hearing issues, not because they have food stuck in their teeth, and lastly, how to handle friends who are still stuck in party mode when you are heading towards happy grown-ups-ville? Enjoy!

Go to Episode Page

Totally Married Love Connection!

Click to Enlarge Podcast Image

Totally Married Podcast

Episode 176

Elizabeth and Andy discuss listener comments and follow ups plus the awesome opportunity for Elizabeth’s dream come true – a totally married love connection! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to handle a Dad’s new girlfriend at your wedding, whether to maintain friendships that induce social anxiety, how to be supportive to a spouse with mental illness and self esteem issues, and how to move on after a devastating break up from a  six year relationship when you are still living together. Enjoy!

Go to Episode Page

Permission To Give Permission!

Click to Enlarge Podcast Image

Totally Married Podcast

Episode 175

Elizabeth and Andy discuss being “in the zone” before Andy poses a question about how to put someone in their place in a creative way regarding toilet paper. Then they give their UNQUALIFIED advice to listener questions about how to deal with insomnia, how to increase willpower when it comes to healthy eating, what to do about a husband’s job that takes him out of town indefinitely, how to forge a stronger bond with siblings who are already bonded, and lastly what is the protocol with birth control after babies and who has to step up? Enjoy!

Go to Episode Page

I Hate Him Fantasies!

Click to Enlarge Podcast Image

Totally Married Podcast

Episode 174

Happy post Hallow’s Eve Laimeweds! In this episode we discuss our adorable car moment as well as Elizabeth’s recent run in with our street’s resident ghost hunter. Then we discuss listener questions/updates about a much needed divorce from an abusive relationship, the small world update on a trash bag best friend who cheats, a question about office friendships, a question about disliking a best friend’s beau, a question about how to defend/explain one’s vegetarianism, a question about a toxic friendship that is making a re-entry and lastly a question about a boyfriend’s trash bag friend who has gots to go! Enjoy!

Go to Episode Page

Time Travel To The Max!

Click to Enlarge Podcast Image

Totally Married Podcast

Episode 173

Elizabeth and Andy check in after/before their recent (future) trip to Chicago and discuss… ya know… time travel! Then they give their unqualified advice to listener questions about how to broach a discussion about money and inheritance with a financially sensitive partner, whether or not to go through with a Tinder sex-romp with a virgin who is much younger, how to distance yourself from an emotionally draining friendship, and lastly a question about handling a roommate situation when their boyfriend and his friends are a little too comfy. Enjoy!